Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
