So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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