Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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