ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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