put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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