it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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