i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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