Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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