Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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