I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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