Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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