you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They took my balls.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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