Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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