Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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