I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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