i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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