We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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