Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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