I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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