bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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