32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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