sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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