Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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