you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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