i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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