Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This is the high leading the old right now
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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