so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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