Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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