how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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