Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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