Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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