This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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