if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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