I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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