Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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