do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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