office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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