FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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