im gay
i know
yea but for you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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