Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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