I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Your mouth is God's brothel.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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