But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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