She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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