im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.