2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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