I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
