Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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