Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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