Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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