dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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