Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Blood and glitter go together right?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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