I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
