he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am mentally ready for anal.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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