I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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