is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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