Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?