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• (845): View more from New York

  Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  ..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.

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  Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...

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  Keep it.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?

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