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It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.

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(248): It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks. http://tfl.nu/2y97

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And the cops told us we were all naked.

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(305): And the cops told us we were all naked. http://tfl.nu/sk8w

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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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(330): The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops. http://tfl.nu/2l9n

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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out

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(423): Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out http://tfl.nu/rbnc

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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.

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(508): I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper. http://tfl.nu/3wm1

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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?

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(614): How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville? http://tfl.nu/xd34

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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.

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(618): You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel. http://tfl.nu/6eyp

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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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(949): Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless. http://tfl.nu/j4zx

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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.

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(248): I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set. http://tfl.nu/xzj6

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.

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(919): It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn. http://tfl.nu/o70k

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(302): View more from Delaware

are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life

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.....a litte

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(302): are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life (860): .....a litte http://tfl.nu/slo9

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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.

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(210): IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND. http://tfl.nu/ke4c

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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

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(773): Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass. http://tfl.nu/m2gp

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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?

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(604): True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame? http://tfl.nu/gz7a

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(302): View more from Delaware

OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...

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(302): OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but... http://tfl.nu/stjw

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