Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it